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Hello. It is sad that this web comic is almost half a year old, yet this is the second update.... I've got to work on that...

Joseph: So, how is the web comic going?
Me: ummmm...
Joseph: Please tell me you have posted more than one update.
Me: ummm...
Joesph: How am I supposed to go out and have adventures if you don't update?
Me: It looks like something over there needs my attention.
Joseph: Don't be changing the topic on me! Come back here!